Better shit thighs than eternal constipation.
Turo is stuck in a small village and the best thing in his life is being the lead vocalist for the amateur metal band Impaled Rektum. He and his bandmates have practiced for 12 years without playing a single gig. The guys get a surprise visitor from Norway -- the promoter for a huge heavy metal music festival -- and decide it's now or never. They steal a van, a corpse, and even a new drummer to make their dreams a reality.
Made in FI
6.9/10
2018
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Cast
Johannes Holopainen
As Turo Moilanen
Samuli Jaskio
As Lotvonen
Antti Tuomas Heikkinen
As Jynkky
Max Ovaska
As Pasi / Xytrax
Minka Kuustonen
As Miia
Ville Tiihonen
As Jouni Tulkku
Kai Lehtinen
As Kujanpää
Chike Ohanwe
As Oula
Pirjo Lonka
As Nursing Home Pirjo
Martti Syrjä
As Lotvonen's Father
Sinikka Mokkila
As Lotvonen's Mother
Pertti Sveholm
As Municipal Manager
Rune Temte
As Frank Massegrav
Joel Hirvonen
As Rankinen #1
Anssi Niemi
As Rankinen #2
Ville Hilska
As Rankinen #3
Torstein Bjørklund
As Border Guard Christensen
Helén Vikstvedt
As Colonel Anette Dokken
Mikko Neuvonen
As Viikinkilarppaaja #1
Tobias Anttila
As Viikinkilarppaaja #2
Nuutti Konttinen
As Man on the Cross
Juho Keskitalo
As Bachelorette #1
Riku-Pekka Miettunen
As Bachelorette #2
Markus Santakangas
As Tulkun bändi
Mika Raittila
As Tulkun bändi
Matti Välttilä
As Tulkun bändi
Janne Salonen
As Tulkun bändi
Rune Kanstad
As Delta-joukon Member
Aija Ronkainen
As Delta-joukon Member
Hans Lindgård
As Delta-joukon Member
Bjørn Ole Kurkela-Marjala
As Delta-joukon Member
Espen Bjørkmo
As Delta-joukon Member
John Fredrik Strokkenes
As Delta-joukon Member
Vebjørn Strokkenes
As Delta-joukon Member
Nils Nymo
As Delta-joukon Member
Iikka Forss
As Pappi
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