Scary Movie 5

Ashley French

As Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

As Dan Sanders

Gracie Whitton

As Kathy

Ava Kolker

As Lily

Erica Ash

As Kendra Brooks

Heather Locklear

As Barbara

Lidia Porto

As Maria

Molly Shannon

As Heather Darcy

Lindsay Lohan

As Lindsay Lohan

Josh Robert Thompson

As Narrator (voice)

Charlie Sheen

As Charlie Sheen

Sarah Hyland

As Mia

Darrell Hammond

As Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks

As Amy

Snoop Dogg

As Marcus

Terry Crews

As Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson

As Mike Tyson

Dylan Morris

As Aidan

Ryan Morris

As Aidan

Mac Miller

As D'Andre

J.P. Manoux

As Pierre

Marianne Hammock

As Female Aide

Tyler Posey

As David

Shad Moss

As Eric

Katrina Bowden

As Natalie

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

As Caesar

Scot Nery

As Mama

Ben Cornish

As Dom

Katt Williams

As Blaine Fulda

Lewis Thompson

As Madea

Jerry O'Connell

As Christian Grey

Usher

As Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz

As French Boy

John Atwood

As Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock

As Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield

As Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola

As Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval

As Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

As Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

As Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

As Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

As Self

Clifton Guterman

As Waiter

Anna Skidanova

As Nadia

Clayton Landey

As Sodomized Cop

Kendra Wilkinson

As Self (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

As Self (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

As Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen

As Mara (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

As Real Housewife (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

As Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner

As Little Man (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

As Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks

As Ballerina (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae

As Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Topper

As Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

As Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Jon Gould

As Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy

As Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich

As Ape Chick (uncredited)

Moses Das

As Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship

As Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

As Lab Tech (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons

As Model (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

As Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

As Witch (uncredited)

Chris Durfy

As Packer Fan (uncredited)

David Zucker

As Packer Fan (uncredited)

Memi West

As Audience / Patron (uncredited)

Dathan Thigpen

As Extra (uncredited)

Jamie Elizabeth Kelton

As Secretary

Scott Rousseau

As Santa