UHF

'Weird Al' Yankovic

As George Newman

Kevin McCarthy

As R.J. Fletcher

Michael Richards

As Stanley Spadowski

David Bowe

As Bob

Stanley Brock

As Harvey Bilchik

Anthony Geary

As Philo

Trinidad Silva

As Raul Hernandez

Gedde Watanabe

As Kuni

Billy Barty

As Noodles MacIntosh

John Paragon

As Richard Fletcher

Fran Drescher

As Pamela Finklestein

Sue Ane Langdon

As Esther Bilchik

David Proval

As Head Thug

Grant James

As Killer Thug

Victoria Jackson

As Teri

Emo Philips

As Joe Earley

Jay Levey

As Gandhi

Lou B. Washington

As Cameraman

Vance Colvig Jr.

As Bum

Nik Hagler

As FCC Man

Robert K. Weiss

As Bartender

Eldon G. Hallum

As Spatula Husband

Sherry Engstrom

As Spatula Wife

Sara Allen

As Spatula Neighbor

Bob Hungerford

As Sy Greenblum

John Cadenhead

As Crazy Ernie

Francis M. Carlson

As Blind Man

Ivan Green

As Earl Ramsey

Adam Maras

As Joel Miller

Travis Knight

As Billy

Joseph Witt

As Little Weasel

Tony Frank

As Teri's Father

Billie Lee Thrash

As Teri's Mother

Barry Friedman

As Fletcher Cronie #1

Kevin Roden

As Fletcher Cronie #2

Lisa R. Stefanic

As Phyllis Weaver

Nancy Johnson

As Big Edna

Debbie Mathieu

As Betty

Wilma Jeanne Cummins

As Little Old Lady

Cliff Stephens

As Animal Deliveyman

Jim West

As Band: Guitar

Steve Jay

As Band: Bass Guitar

Jon Schwartz

As Band: Drums

Kim Bullard

As Band: Keyboards

Barry Hansen

As Whipped Cream Eater

Bob Maras

As Thug #3

George Fisher

As Thug #4

Tony Salome

As Guide #1

Joe Restivo

As Guide #2

Charles Marsh

As Yodeler

Belinda Bauer

As Mud Wrestler

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

As Satan

Roger Callard

As Conan the Librarian

Robert Frank

As Timid Man

Jeff Maynard

As Boy with Books

M.G. Kelly

As Promo Announcer (voice)

Jay Gardner

As Promo Announcer (voice)

John Harlan

As Promo Announcer (voice)

Jim Rose

As Promo Announcer (voice)

Brian Routh

As Harry Kipper

Martin von Haselberg

As Harry Kipper