BASEketball

Trey Parker

As Joe Cooper

Matt Stone

As Doug Remer

Dian Bachar

As Squeak Scolari

Yasmine Bleeth

As Jenna Reed

Jenny McCarthy

As Yvette Denslow

Ernest Borgnine

As Ted Denslow

Robert Vaughn

As Baxter Cain

Trevor Einhorn

As Joey Thomas

Bob Costas

As Bob Costas

Al Michaels

As Al Michaels

Robert Stack

As Robert Stack

Reggie Jackson

As Reggie Jackson

Dan Patrick

As Dan Patrick

Kenny Mayne

As Kenny Mayne

Tim McCarver

As Tim McCarver

Pat O'Brien

As Pat O'Brien

Jim Lampley

As Jim Lampley

Dale Earnhardt

As Dale Earnhardt

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

As Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Victoria Silvstedt

As Victoria Silvstedt

Reel Big Fish

As Reel Big Fish

Curt Gowdy

As World Series Announcer (voice)

Justin Chapman

As Little Coop

Matt Murray

As Little Remer

Mark Goodson

As Dirk Jansen

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

As Ed Tuttle

Robert E. Lee

As New Jersey Informant

Greg Grunberg

As Wilke - New Jersey Informant

Paul Michael Robinson

As Mime Psych-Out

Kevin Michael Richardson

As Peripatetic Player

Micah McCain

As Heather Kaiser

Cory Oliver

As Brittany Kaiser

Keith Gibbs

As Davis

Jayme Gallante

As Redmond

Francis X. McCarthy

As Dr. Kaiser

Blair Besten

As Stephanie

Stanley G. Sawicki

As Skidmark Steve

Bret Lewis

As News Anchor

Richard Johnson

As Referee

Joey Diaz

As Referee

Michael Matthys

As Referee

Jill Gascoine

As Hospital Nurse

Charlotte Zucker

As Surgery Nurse

John Fink

As Surgeon

Kato Kaelin

As Driveway Announcer

David Osokow

As Driveway Player

Iqbal Theba

As Factory Manager

Susan Breslau

As Denslow's Niece Susan

Danielle Zucker

As Inheritor

Maureen Ardolino

As Inheritor

Andrew Herman

As Cabbie

Jeff Wright

As Fireman

Ray Xifo

As Riverdance Referee

Titus Napoleon

As Sumo Wrestler

Stephen McHattie

As Narrator (voice)

Julie Dolan

As Beer Barrel

Janeane Ardolino

As Fan

Jeremy Breslau

As Fan

Adam Lilling

As Fan

Phoebe Lipkis

As Fan

Alma Avery

As Beers Cheerleader

Nancy Bates

As Beers Cheerleader

Kelli Camarena

As Beers Cheerleader

Brooke Morales

As Beers Cheerleader

Heidi Schweizer

As Beers Cheerleader

Jenifer Strovas

As Beers Cheerleader

Andrea Wenzel

As Beers Cheerleader

Michelle Boehle

As Felons Cheerleader

Tani Kristiansen

As Felons Cheerleader

Rebecca Lin

As Felons Cheerleader

Jeanine Orci

As Felons Cheerleader

Jessica Page

As Felons Cheerleader

Raydeen Revilla

As Felons Cheerleader

Chanel Ryan

As Felons Cheerleader

Grant Baciocco

As Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)

Joanna Bloem

As Woman in Hospital (uncredited)

Greg Bronson

As Surgeon (uncredited)

Aaron Brooks

As Fan (uncredited)

Mike Butters

As Baseketball Referee (uncredited)

Krystal Cantrell

As Fan (uncredited)

Cathy Carlson

As Slacker (uncredited)

Troy Christian

As Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)

Dave Cox

As Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)

Mia Crowe

As Mimi Lee (uncredited)

Alan Doshna

As Fan (uncredited)

Alexandra Ella

As Horrified Fan (uncredited)

C.B. Spencer

As Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)

Courtney Ford

As Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

John Forker

As Fan (uncredited)

Maria Celeste Genitempo

As Fan (uncredited)

Cameron Glenar

As Fan (uncredited)

Lloyd Gordon

As Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)

Casey Hendershot

As Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)

Charles Hough

As LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden

As Outraged Fan (uncredited)

Brian Kirchoff

As Reporter (uncredited)

Jessica Lee

As Cheerleader (uncredited)

Shannon Malone

As Cheerleader (uncredited)

Patrick McCracken

As Watson (uncredited)

Karolyna Medina

As Fan (uncredited)

Kelly Monaco

As Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)

Tom Muzila

As Security Guard (uncredited)

Hiromi Nishiyama

As Masseuse (uncredited)

Linda O'Neil

As Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)

Bridget Oberlin

As Roswell Alien (uncredited)

Raphael Sbarge

As Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)

Michael Schmidt

As Grumsky (uncredited)

Rick Solis

As Baseketball Fan (uncredited)

Dylan Tarason

As Maxwell (uncredited)

David Zucker

As Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)

Matt Sloan

As Darcy

Michael Garvey

As San Antonio Defender