Mind Your Language - S1 E1

2. An Inspector Calls

An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.

3. A Fate Worse Than Death

Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

4. All Through the Night

Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

5. The Best Things in Life

Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

6. Come Back, All Is Forgiven

It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.

7. The Cheating Game

In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

8. Better to Have Loved and Lost

Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

9. Kill or Cure

Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.

10. Hello Sailor

Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

11. A Point of Honour

Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

12. How's Your Father

Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

13. The Examination

The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.