1. Frankie Muniz, Justin Timberlake, Red Carpet
[1] Ashton distracts 'Malcolm in the Middle' star Frankie Muniz while his accomplice Dax Shepard steals Frankie's $250,000 car. [2] Justin Timberlake has a visit from the repo man, who claim he owes $900,000 in back taxes. [3] Ryan Pinkston goes to the red carpet making fun of celebrities including Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Ray Liotta, Christina Aguilera, Denise Richards, Tori Amos, Christina Applegate and Pierce Brosnan.
2. Eliza Dushku, Mandy Moore, Oscar de la Joya
[1] Buffy star Eliza Dushku is framed for shoplifting. [2] Mandy Moore thinks she's destroyed someone's home. [3] Boxer Oscar de la Hoya punks a member of the public.
3. Jessica Alba, Wilmer Valderama, Tom Arnold
[1] A naked shopper torments Dark Angel star Jessica Alba. [2] An angry jealous boyfriend mistakes 'That '70s Show' star Wilmer Valderrama's car for Ashton's. [3] Tom Arnold lends his obnoxious son to the punksters.
4. More of the Red Carpet, Kelly Osbourne, Justin Timberlake
[1] Ryan Pinkston returns to the red carpet to ask rude questions to celebrities including Danny Masterson, Erika Christensen, Jon Abrahams, Eric Balfour, Christina Della Rose, Pauly Shore, Wilmer Valderrama, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Lacey Chabert, and Brett Scallions. [2] Justin Timberlake punks Kelly Osbourne. [3] Three locksmiths are framed for burglary.
5. Kevin Richardson, Trishelle Cannatella, Seth Green
[1] Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson and Trishelle Cannatella from 'The Real World' have to take off clothes to get through Ashton's metal detector. [2] 'Austin Powers' star Seth Green is busted at an illegal craps game.
6. Jessica Biel, Nick Lachey
[1] Jessica gets accused of saying rude things to a young boy. [2] Nick Lachey gets fooled into thinking he has a large amount of long-lost relatives.
7. Jack Osbourne, Wee Man, Pink, Stephen Dorff
[1] Jason "Wee Man" Acuna and Jack Osbourne are stopped by the MTV security and are denied access through the metal detector. [2] Pink thinks she is being framed by her boyfriend for running a motorcycle "chop shop". [3] Stephen Dorff is set up to get stuck with an $8,000 bar tab.
8. Rosario Dawson, Britney Spears, NFL
[1] Rosario Dawson is duped into thinking her limo collided with a pedestrian. [2] Britney Spears attempts to pull one over on Ashton. [3] The Punk'd crew is rude to NFL players during a golf tournament. Featuring Jerome Bettis (Pittsburgh Steelers*), Jeff Garcia (49ers*), Rod Smith (Denver Broncos*), Dax Shepard and Jeff Goldberg (Punk'd Co-creator) *at the date of episode airing
