Jane Austen's Mafia!

Jay Mohr

As Anthony Cortino

Billy Burke

As Joey Cortino

Christina Applegate

As Diane Steen

Pamela Gidley

As Pepper Gianini

Olympia Dukakis

As Sophia

Lloyd Bridges

As Vincenzo Cortino

Jason Fuchs

As Young Vincenzo

Joe Viterelli

As Clamato

Tony Lo Bianco

As Marzoni

Blake Hammond

As Fatso Paulie Orsatti

Philip Suriano

As Frankie Totino

Vincent Pastore

As Gorgoni

Marisol Nichols

As Carla

Carol Ann Susi

As Clamato's Wife

Gregory Sierra

As Bonifacio

Vera Lockwood

As Rosa Cortino

Martin Charles Warner

As Jimmy Big Features

Joseph Jumbo Rufo

As Willy Denunzio

Tyler Daniel Wenz

As Toddler

Jason Davis

As Geno

T.J. Cannata

As The Boy Diane

Louis Mandylor

As Middle Aged Vincenzo

Georgia Simon

As Middle Aged Rosa

Joey Dente

As Middle Aged Clamato

Sebastian Aza

As Young Joey

Seth Adkins

As Tiny Anthony

Andreas Katsulas

As Narducci

Joseph R. Sicari

As Rizzo

Allyson Call

As Jenny

Monica Mikala

As Young Rosa

Anthony Jesse Cruz

As Young Clamato

James Costa

As Immigration Thug

Mark Goldstein

As Clerk

Stefan Lysenko

As Ruffo

Sofia Milos

As Young Sophia

Anthony Crivello

As Luigi Cortino

Saverio Carubia

As Villager

Bill Livingston

As Guess the Number Croupier

Gerald Emerick

As Guess the Number Player

Frankie Como

As Waiter

Brian Tahash

As Bodyguard

Richard Abraham

As Evil Priest

Frank Birney

As Wedding Priest

Don Bovingloh

As Funeral Priest

Henry Harris

As Nonchalant Guy

Karen Leigh Hopkins

As Nurse

Dan Klein

As Judas

Pat Harvey

As Newscaster

Jerry Haleva

As Saddam Hussein

Mr. Oh

As Korean Soldier

Jack I. Bernstein

As ATM Man with Double Chin

Don Cornelius

As Don Cornelius (uncredited)

Florence Griffith Joyner

As Running Woman (uncredited)

Isabel Sanford

As Louise Jefferson (uncredited)

Alex Trebek

As Alex Trebek (uncredited)

Deep Roy

As Small Hitman (uncredited)

Sherman Hemsley

As George Jefferson (uncredited)