What a Mess!

What a Mess!

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

RU

Made in RU

6.6/10

1995

Comedy
Mosfilm

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Cast

Valeriy Garkalin

Valeriy Garkalin

As Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova

Vera Alentova

As Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova

Inna Churikova

As Praskov'ya Krolikova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

As Kozyulski

Igor Ugolnikov

Igor Ugolnikov

As Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Sergey Batalov

Sergey Batalov

As Lieutenant

Rolan Bykov

Rolan Bykov

As Brilliant's buyer

Leonid Kuravlyov

Leonid Kuravlyov

As USA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk

Lyubov Polishchuk

As Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov

Oleg Efremov

As Nikolay Grigoryevich

Oleg Tabakov

Oleg Tabakov

As Sukhodrishchev

Aleksandr Voroshilo

Aleksandr Voroshilo

As Kozma

Nonna Mordyukova

Nonna Mordyukova

As Registry Office Worker

Sergei Artsybashev

Sergei Artsybashev

As Registry Office Worker

Yevgeni Vesnik

Yevgeni Vesnik

As Doctor

Evgeniy Gerchakov

Evgeniy Gerchakov

As Director of the Orchestra

Arkadiy Koval

Arkadiy Koval

As TV Announcer

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

Yevgeni Aleksandrov

As Reporter

Irina Apeksimova

Irina Apeksimova

As Step performer

Valery Nikolaev

Valery Nikolaev

As Step performer

Valery Afanasyev

Valery Afanasyev

As Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Sergey Gabrielyan

Sergey Gabrielyan

As Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov

Tatyana Kravchenko

Tatyana Kravchenko

As Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum

Yuriy Chernov

Yuriy Chernov

As Suitcase carrier

Vladimir Gusev

Vladimir Gusev

As General

Gennady Matveev

Gennady Matveev

As General

Boris Smorchkov

Boris Smorchkov

As General

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

Yuriy Kuzmenkov

As man with a goat

Lev Borisov

Lev Borisov

As Mafiosi

Viktor Gajnov

Viktor Gajnov

As Mafiosi

Ivan Martynov

Ivan Martynov

As Mafiosi

Sergey Ruban

Sergey Ruban

As Mafiosi

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

As Ambassador's bodyguard

Mikhail Kokshenov

Mikhail Kokshenov

As Ambassador's bodyguard

Inna Kara-Mosko

Inna Kara-Mosko

As Carol's friend

Nina Alisova

Nina Alisova

As Meloman

Vsevolod Sanayev

Vsevolod Sanayev

As Meloman

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Anatoliy Kuznetsov

As Father

Vladimir Menshov

Vladimir Menshov

As Russian President

Aleksei Buldakov

Aleksei Buldakov

As

Marina Golub

Marina Golub

As

Aleksey Yakubov

Aleksey Yakubov

As

Elena Bushueva

Elena Bushueva

As

Aleksandr Nikitchenko

Aleksandr Nikitchenko

As

O. Puchkova

O. Puchkova

As

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

Aleksandr Ryzhkov

As

Pyotr Merkuryev

Pyotr Merkuryev

As

Lyudmila Velikaya

Lyudmila Velikaya

As

Olga Streltsova

Olga Streltsova

As

Viktor Eltsov

Viktor Eltsov

As

T. Chudotvortseva

T. Chudotvortseva

As

Ira Davydova

Ira Davydova

As

Natasha Davydova

Natasha Davydova

As

Lyudmila Larionova

Lyudmila Larionova

As

Vyacheslav Solovyov

Vyacheslav Solovyov

As

Ekaterina Krol

Ekaterina Krol

As

Anatoly Kalmykov

Anatoly Kalmykov

As

Maxim Glotov

Maxim Glotov

As (uncredited)

Pavel Remnyov

Pavel Remnyov

As (uncredited)

Timur Kogan

Timur Kogan

As (uncredited)

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

As (uncredited)

Andrey Zvyagintsev

Andrey Zvyagintsev

As journalist (uncredited)

Oleg Kozhemyakin

Oleg Kozhemyakin

As (uncredited)

Leonid Aleksandrov

Leonid Aleksandrov

As (uncredited)

Irina Borodulina

Irina Borodulina

As (uncredited)

Aleksandr Gorbachev

Aleksandr Gorbachev

As (uncredited)

Irina Davydova

Irina Davydova

As (uncredited)

Vladimir Shiryaev

Vladimir Shiryaev

As (uncredited)

Evgeniy Kuleshov

Evgeniy Kuleshov

As (uncredited)

Lev Guzhnovskiy

Lev Guzhnovskiy

As (uncredited)

Lyubov Rudenko

Lyubov Rudenko

As (uncredited)

Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara

Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara

As (uncredited)

Sergey Labyrin

Sergey Labyrin

As (uncredited)

Vyacheslav Ushanov

Vyacheslav Ushanov

As (uncredited)

Andrey Tunik

Andrey Tunik

As (uncredited)

Sergey Ershov

Sergey Ershov

As (uncredited)

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