Zoolander

Ben Stiller

As Derek Zoolander

Owen Wilson

As Hansel

Christine Taylor

As Matilda Jeffries

Will Ferrell

As Mugatu

Milla Jovovich

As Katinka

Jerry Stiller

As Maury Ballstein

David Duchovny

As J.P. Prewitt

Jon Voight

As Larry Zoolander

Judah Friedlander

As Scrappy Zoolander

Nathan Lee Graham

As Todd

Alexandre Manning

As Brint

Asio Highsmith

As Rufus

Alexander Skarsgård

As Meekus

Donald Trump

As Donald Trump

Christian Slater

As Christian Slater

Tom Ford

As Tom Ford

Cuba Gooding Jr.

As Cuba Gooding Jr.

Steve Kmetko

As Steve Kmetko

Tommy Hilfiger

As Tommy Hilfiger

Natalie Portman

As Natalie Portman

Fabio

As Fabio

Lenny Kravitz

As Lenny Kravitz

Gwen Stefani

As Gwen Stefani

Heidi Klum

As Heidi Klum

Mark Ronson

As Mark Ronson

Paris Hilton

As Paris Hilton

David Bowie

As David Bowie

Tyson Beckford

As Tyson Beckford

Fred Durst

As Fred Durst

Lance Bass

As Lance Bass

Lil' Kim

As Lil' Kim

Garry Shandling

As Garry Shandling

Stephen Dorff

As Stephen Dorff

Sandra Bernhard

As Sandra Bernhard

Claudia Schiffer

As Claudia Schiffer

Veronica Webb

As Veronica Webb

Lukas Haas

As Lukas Haas

Carmen Kass

As Carmen Kass

Frankie Rayder

As Frankie Rayder

Matt Levin

As Archie

Justin Theroux

As Evil DJ

Andy Dick

As Olga the Masseuse

Andrew Wilson

As Hansel's Corner Guy

Vikram Chatwal

As Hansel's Posse

Kashana

As Hansel's Posse

Jonah Luber

As Hansel's Posse

Michael McAlpin

As Hansel's Posse

Ève Salvail

As Hansel's Posse

Shavo Odadjian

As Hansel's Posse

Eliot Johnson

As Hansel's Posse

Richard Gladys

As Hansel's Posse

Amy Stiller

As Hansel's Posse

John Vargas

As Italian Designer

Jennifer Coolidge

As American Designer

Tony Kanal

As French Designer

Endre Hules

As German Designer

Nora Dunn

As British Designer

Ric Pipino

As Derek's Interview Hairstylist

Jerry Stahl

As VH1 Reporter

Jennifer McComb

As Mugatu Model

Johann Urb

As Mugatu Bodyguard

Luc Commeret

As Mugatu Bodyguard

Herb Lieberz

As Time Magazine Reader

Zoya

As Night Club Door Person

Colin McNish

As Night Club Security

Darren Copeland

As Night Club Security

Richard Stanley

As Night Club Bouncer / Biff

Shabazz Richardson

As Night Club Bouncer / Maurice

Rohan Quine

As Night Club Bouncer

Eric Winzenried

As Rico

Svetlana

As Billy Zane's Date

Charles Brame

As Abraham Lincoln

James Marsden

As John Wilkes Booth

Rudy Segura

As JFK Assassin

Randall Slavin

As JFK Assassin

Patton Oswalt

As Monkey Photographer

Irina Pantaeva

As Irina

Stan Chu

As Sherpa

Kum Ming Ho

As Climber

Theo Kogan

As Cool Tattoo Girl

Lam Bor

As Dalai Lama Guy

Luther Creek

As Funky Loft Guest

Dechen Thurman

As Funky Loft Guest

Kenny Max

As Funky Loft Guest

Kina

As Ennui

David Pressman

As Maori Tribesman

Godfrey

As Janitor Derek

Taj Crown

As Janitor Hansel

Richie Rich

As Derelicte Doorman

King

As Derelicte Bouncer

Frederic Fekkai

As Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist

Kevyn Aucoin

As Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist

Boris Kachscovsky

As Zoolander Center Student

Mitch Winston

As Infomercial Director

Mason Webb

As Derek Jr.

Alexa Nikolas

As Story Hour Girl

Victoria Beckham

As Victoria Beckham (uncredited)

Gavin Rossdale

As Gavin Rossdale (uncredited)

Winona Ryder

As Winona Ryder (uncredited)

Vince Vaughn

As Luke Zoolander (uncredited)

Billy Zane

As Billy Zane (uncredited)

Amanda Lepore

As Amanda Lepore (uncredited)

Klara Landrat

As Model (uncredited)

Paulo Pascoal

As Model (uncredited)

Anne Meara

As Protestor (uncredited)

Tina Casciani

As Model (uncredited)

Christiane Amanpour

As Christiane Amanpour (uncredited)

Melania Trump

As Melania Knauss (uncredited)

Woodrow W. Asai

As Prime Minister of Malaysia

Scott Strasbaugh

As Scott Strasbaugh (as Little Kingz)

Emma Bunton

As Emma Bunton (uncredited)

Karl Lagerfeld

As Karl Lagerfeld (uncredited)

Donatella Versace

As Donatella Versace (uncredited)