Ted

Mark Wahlberg

As John Bennett

Mila Kunis

As Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

As Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

As Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

As Donny

Patrick Warburton

As Guy

Matt Walsh

As Thomas

Jessica Barth

As Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

As Robert

Bill Smitrovich

As Frank

Patrick Stewart

As Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones

As Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones

As Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt

As Tom Skerritt

Bretton Manley

As Young John

Ralph Garman

As John's Dad

Alex Borstein

As John's Mom

John Viener

As Alix

Laura Vandervoort

As Tanya

Robert Wu

As Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga

As Gina

Jessica Stroup

As Tracy

Melissa Ordway

As Michelle

Max Harris

As Greenbaum Kid

Zane Cowans

As Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice

T.J. Hourigan

As Kid #2

Owen Clarke

As Kid #3

Kristina Ellery

As Heavenly

Katelyn Lorren

As Cherene

Chanty Sok

As Angelique

Sarah Fischer

As Sauvignon Blanc

Cassie Djerf

As Waitress

Joe Siriani

As Guy at Table #1

Pat Shea

As Guy at Table #2

Josh Duvendeck

As Guy #1

Chris Cox

As Guy #2

Henry Penzi

As Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Tania Cabrera

As Girl at Party

Colton Shires

As Teenage John

Viera Andrea Moya

As Plymouth PR Worker

Heajee Kim

As Club Girl

Lydia Hannibal

As Ellen

Shawn Thornton

As Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein

As Stagehand

Danny Smith

As Waiter

Mike Nikitas

As Newscaster

Robin Hamilton

As Female Newscaster

Mike Henry

As Southern Newscaster

Johnny Lee Davenport

As Husband

Chris Everett

As Wife

Tara Strong

As Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ted Danson

As Ted Danson (uncredited)

Ryan Reynolds

As Jared (uncredited)

Olivia Jordan

As Party Guest (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

As Club Patron (uncredited)

Emmalyn Anderson

As Concert Attendee (uncredited)

John Franchi

As Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)