Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Made in GB
5/10
2002
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Cast
Rob Brydon
As Andy Van Allen
Steve Coogan
As Nick Lee
David Walliams
As Jeff Monks
James Corden
As Russell
Philip Jackson
As Hugh Bispham
Niall Buggy
As Graham Ball
Helen Coker
As Jenny
Rachel Shelley
As Yasmina
Jack Jones
As Himself
Brian Conley
As Himself
Robin Weaver
As Vivienne
Daniel Cerqueira
As Daniel
Matt Whitelock
As Neil
Julian Field
As Billy's Time Bike Fan
Arturo Venegas
As Captain Koulouris
Di Botcher
As Mrs Hatcher
Gray O'Brien
As 'Casualty' Doctor
Lisa McNaught
As Gemma Clay
Gavan O'Herlihy
As Mickey
Shelley Blond
As PA Romy
Tom Alexopoulos
As Jim Schneider
Paul Mark Elliott
As Castor Voice Over
Jake Broder
As Lloyd
Russell Brand
As Woolly Hat Fan
Vasilis Panayi
As Photographer
Cole Borris
As One-eyed Child
Dallas Messias
As Jack Jones Fan
Andrew McHale
As Pool 'Castormind' Fan
Ugo Mazin
As 'Watson'
Ian Robertson
As 'Ponytailed Scumbag'
Lisa Wood
As Child of Castor
John Buss
As Child of Castor
Tino Clarke
As Child of Castor
Lucy Pickard
As Child of Castor
Stewart White
As Child of Castor
Stephanie Barrows
As Children of Castor Fan
Phillip Cattermole
As Children of Castor Fan
Bernard Coogan
As Children of Castor Fan
Karen Dunne
As Children of Castor Fan
Gillian Glanvil
As Children of Castor Fan
Michelle Greaves
As Children of Castor Fan
Marie Hogle
As Children of Castor Fan
Dean Martin
As Children of Castor Fan
Maxine Robertson
As Children of Castor Fan
Janet Silmon
As Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)
Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss
As Children of Castor Fan
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