Alchemy

Tom Cavanagh

As Mal Downey

Sarah Chalke

As Samantha Rose

James Barbour

As Dr. Troy Rollins

Michael Ian Black

As Jerry (voice)

Nadia Dajani

As Jane

Illeana Douglas

As KJ

Celeste Holm

As Iris

Logan Marshall-Green

As Martin

Wil Horneff

As Dave

Shannon McGinnis

As Barbara

Anna Belknap

As Marissa

Tovah Feldshuh

As Senior Editor

Daphne Rubin-Vega

As Belladonna Editor

Susan Misner

As Associate Editor

Erik Palladino

As Groom

Catherine Kellner

As Bride

Ajay Naidu

As Best Man

Marisa Ryan

As Bridesmaid

Stephen Bogardus

As Father of Bride

Daniel Cantor

As Philly Phil

Ann McDonough

As Mother of Bride

Zack Abramowitz

As Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Bryan Ayres

As Angry Student

Gavin Bailey

As Martin's Best Man

Michele Buster

As Other Voice (Voice)

Julien David

As Giscard

Terrence Gray

As Wedding Spectator

Sophocles Jones

As Pedestrian

Andy Kris

As Other Voice (Voice)

Lia Levenson

As Italian Ice Mom

Zen Mansley

As Celebrity Voices (Voice)

Evan Oppenheimer

As Father Bogoliobov / French Voice

Suzi Oppenheimer

As Other Voice (Voice)

Zoe Oppenheimer

As Italian Ice Baby

Kenneth Schapiro

As Other Voice (Voice)

Cory Schwartz

As Audience Member

Rebecca Servon

As Other Student

Charles Whitehead

As Theater PA Voice (Voice)

Allison Eve Zell

As French Voice (Voice)

Zack Abramowitz

As Restaurant Patron

Shannon Amabile

As Lecture Student

Chenoa Andon

As Movie Patron

Michael BonViso

As Restaurant Patron

Anthony Flotte

As Member of Wedding Party

Jonathon Grant

As Internet Cafe Patron

Afroz Hafeez

As Wedding Guest

Matt Lish

As Wedding Guest

Javier Merida

As Restaurant Patron

Matt Semino

As Theater Patron

Jen Strickland

As Theater Patron

Tabetha Wallace

As Bridesmaid

Joe Wissler

As Internet Cafe Patron