National Lampoon's TV: The Movie

Steve-O

As Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

Preston Lacy

As Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

As My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Chris Pontius

As Jesus

Clifton Collins Jr.

As Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Jacob Vargas

As Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Dian Bachar

As Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Lee Majors

As Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy

Sam Macaroni

As Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex

Jason Mewes

As Carrie

Judd Nelson

As Fear Factor Host / Self

Danny Trejo

As Crow

Dimitry Elyashkevich

As Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

Tony Cox

As Stubbs

J.J. Darshaw

As Gringo

Jessica Diz

As Hot Drunken Latina

Sevier Crespo

As Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2

Gustavo Alvarez

As Mario / Leche

Mike McGuiness

As Fear Factor Contestant 1

Jason Fijal

As Manny

Jon Greenhalgh

As Moe

Mick Page

As Jack

Richard Portnow

As Sergeant

Ahmet Zappa

As Army Host

Pete Yorn

As Bobby Peacock

Mike O'Hearn

As MP Johnson / Dubois

Steve Schleinitz

As MP Jackson / Coover / Self

Patrick O'Hagan

As Counter Dude / Teacher

Estefania Iglesias

As Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2

Ryan Simonetti

As Self

Dave Buckner

As Self

Lamont Johnson

As Gizzards

Benny Wasserman

As Einstein

Tammy Vallejos

As Brigitte

Tara Jane

As Lakin Girl 1

Mayte Garcia

As Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope

Nicole Marie Lenz

As Lakin Girl 4

Cheo Solder

As Beef Ramington

Jason Dean Booher

As After

Tabitha Taylor

As Hot Blonde

Jamie Hagen

As Hot Brunette

Camille Langfield

As Red Headed Looney

Brandon Ellis

As Announcer

Elizabeth Fisher

As Girl

Terry Rhoads

As Doctor / Interventionist

Christina Pazsitzky

As Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

Salim Grant

As Filthy Strip Club Announcer

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

As Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

Vincent Laresca

As Drug Lord Jose Carlos

Chris Jones

As Bodyguard 1

Raul Conde

As Bodyguard 2

Rick Najera

As Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

Abraham Benrubi

As Max Gottleb

Elisa Donovan

As Suzy Gottleb

Marcy Goldman

As Eythel

Jonah Rooney

As Bully

Ian Somerhalder

As Guy

Ehren McGhehey

As Jimmy Gonzalas

Eugenio Derbez

As Self

Jessica Albertson

As Nurse

Verina Marcel

As Nurse 2

Art Chudabala

As Samantha

Lobo Sebastian

As Change

Gary Gubrrier

As Black Bitch

Manny Puig

As Self

Mackenzie King

As Girl

Keren Gilbert

As Cowgirl

Adam Vetri

As Mr. Smith