Bryan Loves You

Seth Landau

As Jonathan

Tony Todd

As The Narrator

George Wendt

As Mr. Flynn

Tiffany Shepis

As Cindy

Daniel Roebuck

As Professor Spine

Chuck Williams

As Sheridan

Brinke Stevens

As Evil Nurse

Lloyd Kaufman

As Jonathan's Helper

Jeff Dylan Graham

As Josh

Candy Stanton

As Nicole

Tori King

As Linda

Bobby Slayton

As Interviewer

Tom Noga

As Frenchette

Jilon VanOver

As Brody

Debbie Overbey

As Bryan's Nurse

Daniel Schweiger

As Charlie

Jacqui Allen

As Capri

Timothy Avent

As Uncle Gary's patient

Brooke Bagnato

As Stephanie

Justin Bagnato

As Travis

Katey Cooper

As Cult Member

Joel Cranson

As Michael

Kayd Currier

As Cult Member

Tony D'Alessio

As Uncle Gary

Bob Feugate

As God Jacke

Kevin Hoelzer

As Hospital perimeter guard

Dale Hoff

As Mr. Sheridan's helper

William E. Johnson III

As Hospital front desk attendant

Jason Kleinschmidt

As Young Bryan

Rod LeDesma

As Principal Santa Cruz

Tom Massari

As God Harnish

Dominik Musiol

As Greg

Garry Myers

As Ray

Tony Parke

As Bryan Lackey 1

Roger Prenger

As God Moore

Adam Roa

As Student

Roz Rosario

As Orderly Sean

Robert Schile

As Bryan Lackey 2

Shane Stevens

As Orderly Jim

Wes Still

As Orderly

Topher Straus

As News Segment Reporter

Laura Waters

As Dawn

Wesley Franco

As Lawyer (uncredited)