Bitch Slap

Julia Voth

As Trixie

Erin Cummings

As Hel

America Olivo

As Camero

Lucy Lawless

As Mother Superior

Zoë Bell

As Rawhide

William Gregory Lee

As Hot Wire

Michael Hurst

As Gage

Kevin Sorbo

As Mr. Phoenix

Renée O'Connor

As Sister Batrill

Ron Melendez

As Deputy Fuchs

Minae Noji

As Kinki

Dennis Keiffer

As MacDaddy

Debbie Lee Carrington

As Hot Pocket

Robert Mammana

As Prison Guard John

Jim Klock

As Officer Spanky With a 'Tude

Danny Nero

As Officer Big Gun McFluff

Christine Nguyen

As Nasty Nubile Escort

Krystal Badia

As Sister Sara

Carlo Mendez

As Mercenary Leader

Sabine Varnes

As Bathroom Bitch Varla

Eurlyne Epper

As Bathroom Bitch Rosie

Justin Kornmann

As Mercenary Rebel Yell

Brian Peck

As Wrong Place - Wrong Time

Carla Collins

As Here Comes The Bride

Astrid Swan

As Lady Liberty

Bianca Barnett

As Harem Hussie Code Red

Aisha Cain

As Harem Aussie Code Blue

Karen Austin

As Narrator

Jennifer Miller

As Lap Vixen Thumper

Rick Jacobson

As Horndog

Mark Lutz

As Deiter von Vondervon

Scott Hanley

As Black Ice

Eric Gruendemann

As Father Malone

Saranne Lund

As Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend

Kalin Keech

As Freedom Fightin' Stripper

Carmen Jimenez

As Brownie All Grown Up

Rich Kirby

As Prison Guard Thomas

Paul Karami

As Jihad Jackson O'Doole

Katelyne Friedman

As Lily the Languid

Lia Wagner

As Lap Vixen Misty

Daniel Cieplinski

As Unlucky Mercenary Bastard

Tyrone Power Jr.

As There Goes the Groom

Steve Barker

As Bodyguard Tapert

Gary La Guard

As Bodyguard Raimi

Tony Gardne

As Vladimir Popmeov

Michael Belasco

As Totally Awful Background Artist

Thaddeus

As Self