1,000 faces...and not a single clue.
After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.
Made in US
4/10
2002
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Cast
Dana Carvey
As Pistachio Disguisey
Brent Spiner
As Devlin Bowman
Jennifer Esposito
As Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould
As Grandfather Disguisey
James Brolin
As Fabbrizio Disguisey
Austin Wolff
As Barney Baker
Edie McClurg
As Mother Disguisey
Maria Canals-Barrera
As Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Robert Machray
As Texas Man
Michael Bailey Smith
As Henchman
Rachel Lederman
As Texas Wife
Mark Devine
As Trent
Kenan Thompson
As Kenan
Jay Johnston
As Rex
Jessica Simpson
As Jessica Simpson
Jessica Lee Keller
As Group Dancer
Vincent Riverside
As Henchman
Mark Ginther
As Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn
As Henchman
Mitch Silpa
As Henchman
Virginia Hawkins
As Interview Woman
Jonathan Loughran
As Security Guard
Ted Rooney
As Security Guard
Brandon Molale
As Doorman
Erick Avari
As Cigar Maker
Phil Jones
As Businessman
Michael DeLuise
As Businessman
Larry Cedar
As Businessman
Andrew Shaifer
As Liberty Bell Security Guard
Vincent Castellanos
As Art Dealer
Roger Mussenden
As Waiter
Al Goto
As Ninja Warrior
Simon Rhee
As Ninja Warrior
Kevin Nealon
As White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee
As Mongolian Elder
Chao-Li Chi
As Mongolian
Steve Gormley
As German Businessman
Christel Smith
As German Businesswoman
Ava Metz
As Another German
Bo Derek
As Herself
Barry Bernardi
As Bernardo
Brian Catalano
As Italian Officer
Gabriel Pimentel
As Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
As Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarà Oppenheimer
As Waitress
Tracy E. Wilson
As Female Partygoer
Patricia De Leon
As Waitress
Phil Fischer
As Bully
Steven Hack
As Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris
As Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey Price
As Jock
Andy Morrow
As Captain America Kid
Naya Rivera
As Captain America Kid
Julius Ritter
As Captain America Kid
Brighton Hertford
As Captain America Kid
Sandra Lindquist
As Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer
As Chef
Leland Crooke
As Appraiser
Mike Johnson
As Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
As Constitution Security Guard
Buddy Bolton
As Abe Lincoln
Stuart Quan
As Ninja
Spencer Sano
As Ninja
Hiro Koda
As Ninja
Johnny Tri Nguyen
As Ninja
Yoshio Iizuka
As Ninja
Ronn Surels
As Ninja
Andy Cheng
As Ninja
Steven Ho
As Ninja
Tony Wilde
As Doug
Berglind Icey
As Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews
As Big Bottom Girl
Anna Marie Goddard
As Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin
As Big Bottom Girl
Adrian Armas
As Group Dancer
Gustavo Vargas
As Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof
As Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco
As Group Dancer
Andrea Bogart
As Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell
As Group Dancer
Paula Abdul
As Choreographer (uncredited)
Lisa Foiles
As Lisa (uncredited)
Jesse V. Johnson
As Thief (uncredited)
Shane Lyons
As Shane (uncredited)
Michael Johnson
As Himself
Cole Sprouse
As Young Pistachio
Dylan Sprouse
As Young Pistachio
Jesse Ventura
As Self (uncredited)
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