If you've got an ass...he'll kick it!
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
Made in US
6.4/10
2002
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Cast
Steve Oedekerk
As The Chosen One
Lung Fei
As Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)
Leo Lee
As Young Master Pain
Hsieh Ling-ling
As Ling (archive footage)
Lau Kar-Wing
As Wimp Lo (archive footage)
Lin Yan
As Dying Ling
Chen Hui-Lou
As Master Tang (archive footage)
Jennifer Tung
As Whoa
Ming Lo
As Father
Peggy Lu
As Mother
Tad Horino
As Chew Fat Lip
Tori Tran
As Peasant Woman
Simon Rhee
As Young Master Pain's Henchman
Joon Kim
As Henchman #2
Philip Tan
As Grilled Face Fighter
Nasty Nes
As Boom Box Henchman
Chad Stahelski
As Masked Fighter
Michael Li
As Stick Fighter #1
Jen Sung
As Stick Fighter #2
Al Goto
As Stick Fighter #3
Will Leong
As Stick Fighter #4
Woon Young Park
As Lone Fighter
Hiro Koda
As Gang Fighter #1
Ron Yuan
As Gang Fighter #2
David Wald
As Gang Fighter #3
John Koyama
As Gang Fighter #4
Jonathan Eusebio
As Gang Fighter #5
Marcus Young
As Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach
Elsa Cancino
As Bikini Fighter
James Wing Woo
As Martial Arts Master #1
Charles Park
As Martial Arts Master #2
Cary Y. Mizobe
As Martial Arts Master #3
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